Stories

From chunky to hunky

As I spooned out portions of my homemade cottage pie, I had to admit that it smelled delicious. And I clearly wasn't the only one who approved.
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The boy of steel

Cuddling up on the sofa, my son Harvey put his ear to my bulging tummy and giggled.
‘I think I hear Holly, Mummy,' he said proudly.
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Big spender!

Now my money goes further than my waistline...

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Save the whale!

My blubber problem was a matter of life and death...

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Yuck! That is disgusting!

But it's the little miracle that's keeping him...

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Smile! You're on Love-Rat Cam!

There was something familiar about that snogging...

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I'll never be free

Why should I be punished for the crime against me?

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Never the bride

I spent 19 years proposing to Lisa. Then she...

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Death on the doorstep

A quick fag outside led my Brian into a deadly...

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Willy or won't he?!

Paul might've had a tiny todger- but was he also...

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Slaughter of a hero

The stranger wanted fags but took a life...

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Beauty and the Beast

As my Becky faced her ogre, we prayed for a fairy...

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